you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
The next time we go out, we're bringing a jar so that people can contribute to the rest of what I need to come up with for my breast implants... We'll show them yours for inspiration and persuasion.
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
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