if i get killed by an online date, its your job to tell my parents that we met at church
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
Do you how many people I've successfully loaded into a Mazda Miata? Six. Six people. How? Strategically.
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im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
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We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
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