I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
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I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
Almost to work. And still feel hungover. Like my body is trying to regenerate after dying. Full on zombie shit. But like, one of those zombies from warm bodies that comes back to life slowly.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
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I just hope the day something happens to me my phone just dies, like literally died and will never turn on ever again. I feel like God owes me that much.
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
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