do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
time to smoke my breakfast
And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
I guess the wine stains on your shirt and the $2 vodka tonics you're sweating out just scream, "Welcome to DC, please ask me for directions."
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
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