I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
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