So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
Funny, I didnt know that facebook statuses were for crappy song lyrics
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
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Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
I met a bunch of Germans and said in german "this is for the fatherland" and poured a beer on my head
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
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Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.
Have you ever wanted to murder the Sun? To bring the life-giving fusion reactor to a bitter end because of the sheer agony it brings to your eyes as it keeps you awake. And for waking the birds. Fuck birds.
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
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