So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
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I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
Highlight of the night: paying my cell phone bill at the bar... I need to get laid.
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
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I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
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No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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