i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
Thanks for making breakfast. I usually have cereal and coffee...but i think margaritas and turkey sandwiches could catch on.
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
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