I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
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i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
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We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
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