what if I'm pregnant?
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When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
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I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
came home to a trail of roses from the door halfway up the stairs. but my nonsingle roommate lives downstairs. idk if they celebrated on the stairs or if some girl tried to woo me last night and i don't remember
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
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He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
HOW DID YOU KNOW!
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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