I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
Dude. Went to buy some jack and sailor Jerry, when the guy at the counter realized it was my birthday everybody in the store including the stoners and the elderly sang to me. Then they gave me shots of moonshine. 21st bday was a success
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
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