How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
we're about an hour out, how's the weather?
cloudy with a chance of strippers and cocaine, you're favorite. welcome home.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
just start off by saying "hey, i cockblocked my friend last night and need to make it up to him, could you help?"
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
I am one with the molecules
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
why is half of my head shaved?
Randomize
