god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
Best friends brother. Beat that.
Her husband keeps getting drunk and making out with me. Good news is I found the strep carrier. Bad news is have strep again.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
Randomize
