Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
Bro i just made a pipe out of a mechanical pencil and the top to an eye drop bottle. Does that make me some kind of pot god?
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
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