the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
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I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
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IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
There's a dryer on fire at the laundromat, and everyone's just standing around taking pictures. Except me. I'm texting.
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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