she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
You know ure stoned when u start thinking about making a bacon smoothie
dear sober me, don't br the first to open the fridge in the morning
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
Valuable lesson learned: if you reach the point where you have to talk yourself in to finishing the last half of your beer, you shouldn't try.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
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