We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
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Just because you put plan b in my Easter basket doesn't give you an excuse not to wear a condom.
I wasn't hungover this morning. My head just hurt because someone tried to suction cup a dildo to my forehead.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
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My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
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