Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
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fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
Although a guy bought me a shot of fireball last wknd and I told him he wouldn't even get half a handjob for that and walked away so don't tell me I don't have standards
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I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
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