so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
at the hospital. he locked himself in the kitchen, said he was making beer batter shrimp. don't know if it's the mercury poisoning, alcohol poisoning or second degree burns they're holding him for, but i've got a pretty guess.
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
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