we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
Since you're going to wake up and see one bajillion missed calls from me, I just want you to know that's a perfectly reasonable number. Now come downystairs.
I sent him this really overly apologetic text asking him out. It was just sad. Not even 27 shots of whiskey can grow me a self-esteem.
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
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