I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
I want you to know I am at work super hungover and I threw up in the mop sink. I feel like you will appreciate this
You're my fucking hero
Dude you were so wasted you thought a fake electric candle was real and tried to light your cig with it. Multiple times.
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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