shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
I just farted. And everybody around me is looking at the fat girl to my left. I win.
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
Excuse me. I’m a mature responsible adult.
You got your arm stuck in a vending machine trying to get fruit snacks.
I had a cast on my hand and if I paid for my fruit snacks, I’m getting my fruit snacks.
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
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