Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
She's got an ass you could write the declaration of independence on in one line. Takes up three bar stools.
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
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