We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
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i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
Unless you have figured out how to blow me through the phone don't drunk dial me.
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I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
My shoe was in my mailbox this morning. I can't stay sober today.
You woke us up at 9:15 am still in your toga from last night saying "welcome to my house party...party". You had already filled up the pong cups with yaager/fireball and ordered a chicken platter... Who even delivered that that early???
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
One of your 'guests' left her bra in the kitchen.
Dude, does it look like any of the women I bring home wear bras?
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