Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
You kept running into the wall most of the night. When people asked you what you were doing you told them you were the kool-aid man and there was little kids on the other side of the wall who needed your juice
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
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you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
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Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
The only thing I'm asking santa for is my period.
And vodka?
And vodka.
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
3 words: harry potter burlesque. My life is so much more awesome than yours right now.
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
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