...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort.
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
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