The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
That number that I thought was that dude's number...was actually my district manager's number. Fuckkkk.
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
Dude at the bar last night came into the bathroom, drop kicked the stall open and start saying lines from happy Gilmore as he was shitting, "go in your home! Are you too good for your home?!"
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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