Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
My dad just told me he used to masturbate to cat woman...he then proceeded to beat my brother in beer pong and wont let me play...
My favorite part of the day is the 2 seconds of ignorance you have when you first wake up. Right before you remember where your mouth was last night.
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
This was my thought process as I drunkenly ran home: Whoa! I'm going so FAST! Why don't I run EVERYWHERE! ALL THE TIME! Then I peed in a bush and passed out on the ground.
So basically you were a dog.
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
You told me you were with a dog dressed as a taco, and it was the only one you trusted
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
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