i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
tell me how i ended up in the movie theater alone with a bottle of smirnoff and a bendy straw.
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
Just managed to stab myself in the ass with a fork. I feel that as my best friend, I'm obligated by friend code to inform you of that sort of thing.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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