I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
How does it feel to date your dad?
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
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