my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
John tries to set me up, and she has 1 arm. I'm a nice guy, but 2 arms is kinda a requirement
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totally just realized while washing my face that Cetaphil looks like semen.
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
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It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
Less adorably, the dog stared me down, yelping, while I gave him a morning blowie.
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
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