I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
I woke up still drunk to a beautiful tattooed columbian man making me pancakes. How's your memorial day?
and then at some point during the night I ended up holding a baby
Why was a baby at a karaoke bar, and were you wasted?
only slightly. thats not the point. it was a cute baby.
Well someone is clearly not winning the parent of the year award here
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
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