I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
I sat down with you and helped you write your will last night. I was THAT convinced that you weren't waking up.
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She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
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Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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