Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
The less fucks you give, the more fucks you get. Kinda like "a penny saved is a penny earned" but with vagina.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
I'm laying in bed listening to Purple Rain on repeat. If you wanna bone, come up, but if not, at least Prince understands me.
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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