i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
She unfriended me on Facebook after I responded to her long love note with #demtittesdoe. Jager is the goddamned devil.
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
I'm eating dinner with his parents and my phone goes "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!" Thanks.
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