is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
His hands were made for my vagina.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
It's 6 am and I've spent the last few hours searching for a cork screw or suitable substitute. You had none. Incidentally, I finally opened this bottle of wine, but owe you a new meat sticky thing with those two prongs. Sobriety is not good for me. Or your utensils.
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
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