Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
Never name a vibrator after ashton kutcher
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
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it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
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Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
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