You're so nebulous sometimes
ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
Preface: Im drunk. But i think id make a good assasin. That is all.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
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