...so i touched it.
i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
there is a money trail leading from my bathroom to my living room.. the trail ends with a half eaten bag of chips with a note that says "magical chipz".. who am i?
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
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