My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
good news: I made it out of bed and into shower. Bad news: I made it back to bed without clothes. Worse news: I don't know this bed.
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
I stared at his lazy eye for so long, he thought I had one too. Then we bonded over our lazy eyes. I had to fake one all night. My head is fucking killing me. NEVER pretend to have a lazy eye.
When you sober up and come in here, I'm in your bed because you pissed on me in mine. So fuck. Off.
Teaching my class, used paper clips to fix my hair. Too hungover to be a kindergarten teacher.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
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