If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
Listening to Whitney Houston sing the National Anthem while I shit before going out tonight. America.
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Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
You're the only person I know who could blow literal chunks, laugh about it, then proceed to shotgun another beer. Love you champ.
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
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HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
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