Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
All I remember is lecturing my dog about how she's a lucky bitch to have a structured eating and shitting schedule.
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
Randomize
