Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
But see that's the thing. I know i'm better looking than you, I just want you to be continually in a state of shock and awe that you could ever get a girlfriend this hot. You know?
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
sweet Jesus, who thought 13 martinis was a good idea? 11 was probably sufficient.
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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