Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
Someone asked me what I was drinking, I was drinking rum, but I was also eating starbursts so i told them "daiquiris"
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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