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Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
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i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
You totally left a blue butt print on our banister
Well I think we can all agree that that's better than then bowl of puke I left last time.
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
I locked the porch door but I left a spare key on top of the keg on the side of the house
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
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I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
Sometimes I get in situations where I realize they think I'm smarter than I am and then it's just one more thing I have to fake.
I'm about to be a big disappointment.
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
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