Walk of Shame. In a state park.
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
Found a Safeway Deli Sandwich in the shower this morning... Perhaps the 9th beer was unnecessary.
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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