Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
Have you ever seen a 300 pound pregnant lady's boob fall out of her shirt cuz she's not wearing a bra? I have.
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
I don't care how drunk you were. Sending me a pic of your dick dressed as Uncle Sam with the caption "I want you" isn't an acceptable pick up line.
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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