We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
omg i finished an entire carton of double double chunk chunk ice cream last night...
what? what exactly is in double double chunk chunk?
self-loathing.
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
The cop asked you if you had been drinking and you said you drank milk out of a cow.
I rememeber. I showed him the picture on my phone of me drinking out of the utter, right?
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
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