We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
I almost hooked up with this girl last night. she had a tattoo of a cardinal next to her cooter. said it reminded her of her grandpa
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
You were mounting an escalator last night, shouting "I have no health insurance" at people
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
You know that text I sent you last night at 2? That was 5 minutes before I ran face first into a wall of not okay
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