I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
I have a great idea. you just need to get pregnant.
Mother, no, i will not talk about this again. Please stop planning my unborn daughters life. I will not put her in pagents. That is trashy. Stop watching toddlers in tiaras. It is also trashy. I love you.
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
I shouldn't be home alone with this much peanut butter and the dog. I feel like i'm being recorded to see when my desperation will peak.
She came to the party dressed as slutty elmo and then called me oscar the grouch for not wanting to bang her in the dumpster outside.
she is way to in-touch with her childhood
theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
Randomize
