I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
I am watching Grease 2 and properly learning how to apply a condom to a banana. This is a sign from God that this is the closest I will ever get to having the need for one.
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
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