Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
My roommate just got home. Made an entire package of bacon. Ate it. And then went to bed.
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
Priorities: waking up on your doorstep desperately clutching half a meatball marinara but with no sign of your keys, purse or housemate. Where are you?!
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
The fact that you got a stranger guy to buy you a pizza off tinder makes me feel amazing
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
Youre a wreck. Youll be in your dorm weeping to project runway covered in pizza sauce and smelling of stale beer
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