Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
You poured a bottle of water into the salad bowl and said "bowls are a joke" and then poured it into your lap.
Well, I'll handle this like I always do. Black the fuck out, make out with randoms, give out my number like candy. You know. Standard operating procedure
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
Sorry, Geoff can’t come to his phone right now. He’s outside trying to show his dick to a bachelorette party bus with “DTF” written on the windows
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