so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
So random guy from last night came over tonight. I told myself I wasn't going to sleep with him but he had some killer dirty talk and a big penis in his arsenal...what was I supposed to do? Supposedly he lost his virginity to his wife and since their divorce a year ago I'm the 1st girl he's slept with, I feel like I just re-took his virginity...I feel like a rockstar.
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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